Today I am thankful that Milo, Daniel, and I had a marvelous long weekend. We went to a wedding, and I was reminded again that good weddings are small acts of public service. They remind established, fretful, static-prone couples of why they are in fact couples. When I was younger and not yet married, weddings were great because they reunited me with my friends. Now, weddings reunite me with Daniel, and with our best selves as husband and wife.
I had been writing the vampire sex post in my head for weeks and weeks. The post I’m going to try to write tonight (essay, as a verb) is still inchoate. For a week, I’ve been trying to come up with a term for the compelling opposite of the electric flower. How can I describe the person that the electric flower wants for her own purposes? Who does she want to hijack? If, as I wrote, the promise of vampire sex is that it collapses the difference between 25 and 40, then what’s the term for the 40-year-old so deeply desired by the 25-year-old? If he wants her youth, she wants his experience, she wants to pole-vault into his sophisticated, intelligent world with good wine, real art, esoteric cheeses — no IKEA in sight. She wants to skip the starter life stage, and go right to the payoff. Readers, help me out here.
When I was an electric flower, Daniel was this as-yet-unnamed entity for me (I keep coming back to something with a cello, because I love the sound of the cello and find it mysterious and mature. Something with a sun? I really should have thought more about this before starting to write, but I couldn’t think of anything else to write but this. So bear with me — this is a post-in-progress.) I loved him for himself, of course, but also because of his magic life. He was the most glamorous, most grown-up individual I had ever met. Daniel had much more money than I did when we met — I was earning $200 a week, pre-tax. The cliche is that older men attract younger women with their money and power. I did enjoy much better restaurants than my peers, and much better birthday gifts. But the draw wasn’t money, it was his opposite of youthfulness. I had enough youthfulness for the both of us. Youthfulness, if we remember it clearly and not covetously, comes with a lot of anxiety: how is it all going to come together? How do I get from here to there? I wanted to be with someone who had certainty, I wanted done deals, I wanted experience and stories, not promise and anxiety. I wanted to be with someone who had a credible claim on actually knowing the answers (and to be done with young men who just thought they knew the answers) I wanted to skip to the end (more accurately, deep middle) of the story.
My dearest and most beloved women friends are very much like me. Come to think of it, my three closest friends and I were all born in the same month of the same year. We are smart, strict, witty, careful eldest daughters with with excellent accessories. We radiate sanity. Your children, your credit cards, your car, your secrets are very safe with us.
But my happiest romantic and sexual relationships have been with men who are not very much like me at all. An ex-army man who rode a motorcycle and side-stepped his way through college. A brilliant Jewish man who could make puns faster than most people could breathe, with no taste in clothes or food and certainty about everything else (he was also extremely sane — we started at different places, but we were headed to the same place. Our differences would have evaporated too soon and left us like two scorpions in a bottle. I adore him to this day, but we could have made each other very unhappy). And Daniel — wrong age, wrong religion, wrong history, wrong attitudes, wrong everything.
What would love or sex be like if you weren’t trying to use it to get inside of something — a way of thinking or living or being — so different? What is it like to be symmetrical? (Actually, I know the answer — see the next paragraph.) Maybe I recognize vampire sex now not just because I am feeling vampiric at 40, but because I was already a vampire at 24. If sex is (sometimes, sometimes) about dissolving the boundaries between you and another person insofar as you can, the boundaries might as well be high, thick, and well-policed so that their dissolution is an adventure and an achievement. Oh, but it does sound sweet to find yourself in a similar other, too.
Eventually, electric flowers run out of juice, and cellos sound familiar. The compelling asymmetry is gone. I can’t tell if our past made us better prepared for this point, because this familiarity is actually kind of new for us — or worse, because we have a memory of this intoxicating otherness that drove us for years. What do we do with each other now? That’s not a desperate question, hardly even a serious one. We do what we do, we keep going. But I think I miss the difference. I have to learn to find the charge in the absence of difference.